Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Where in the world is Mrs. Griffin San Diego?

One of the most interesting and entertaining elements of this story is the fact that Denise Griffin, Reggie Bush's mother, vacated the $757,000 house she was "leasing" from sports agent Michael Michaels the day after being questioned by a reporter from Yahoo! Sports. Not exactly what you would assume an innocent person does. Of course, that strange activity has given rise to many questions. One that seems not to be asked often is, Where is the world is Denise from San Diego? We ask this question because she will have all the receipts for rent that will clear the spotless names of Reggie Bush and USC. No one seems to know where she is living now. Reggie claims he tried to buy her another house, but couldn't afford it. Internet rumors about where she is have circulated. Some say she is staying in the nearest Holiday Inn Express. Others have speculated that she is staying in another secret house owned by a different sports agent.

We at the LSUoverUSC Blog find all such hearsay to be a sad commentary on the state of affairs in America. To clear things up, we sent out our top investigative team, and using the most up-to-date spy tactics, have ascertained where she is staying. As we reported on Sunday night shortly after she vacated her house, she was seen and photographed by the LSUoverUSC Blog team being picked up by an unknown man in a white Ford Bronco. While the identity of this man is as of now unknown, there were two decals on the back. One said, "USC alumni" and the other, "I didn't do it." Fortunately, our team followed the vehicle back to a house in Malibu.

We were unable to obtain from neighbors the name of the residency's owner. However, the neighbors said that there was a long-time houseguest staying there, and his name is "K." After further investigation, we have discovered that person to be none other than Kato Kaelin.

3 Comments:

At 8:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.nbc4.tv/news/9026769/detail.html

I can't wait to see you write about this latest USC fuck up. hahahaha. nice clean program at usc

 
At 8:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

USC is an embarrassment to all colleges.

Nice article, BTW. Had me LOL out loud.

 
At 7:52 AM, Anonymous Ghost said...

ESPN is an ABSOLUTE joke.

I'm not a big conspiracy theorist but something is definitely wrong here. ESPN is located in Bristol, Connecticut are they not? So there should be no issues with local bias here. The problem is ESPN stopped reporting the news in college football and started jumping on bandwagons and creating hype machines. Now it seems like they don't want to contradict themselves by just reporting the news like they did with Tennessee, Ohio State, etc.

 

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