Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Play the Fall of Troy Game

As reported earlier, the Fall of Troy has begun. Those of us at the LSUoverUSC Blog had no idea the fall would be so rapid, however. It was reported earlier tonight by Yahoo! Sports that USC QB Mark Sanchez was arrested for sexual assault. ESPN, aka SCPN, and other major media outlets have been able to keep such stories under wraps until the Housegate scandal.

With these stories in mind, the LSUoverUSC Blog is commissioning the first ever "Name the Fall of Troy Contest." What we are asking readers to do is make up original, funny, witty, and entertaining three words from the abbreviation "USC."

Some examples are:
Undisciplined Sociopathic Criminals
Unmarked Suitcases of Cash
University of Subpoenaed Convicts

You get the idea. Now it's your turn to add your best ideas in the comment section. Best selections will appear on the site, and the winner will win an official LSUoverUSC Prize.

Exclusive LSUoverUSC Blog photo of Mark Sanchez being arrested outside of USC's stadium. He was attempting to scratch out "more than".


At 9:10 PM, Anonymous OCBuckeyeBabe said...

USC, bringing new meaning to the term "Dirty Sanchez"!

At 9:11 PM, Anonymous cigarcigar said...

Hey, that new book by Reggie Bush supposedly is going to have a foreword by both Winston Justice and Mark Sanchez.

At 9:50 PM, Anonymous Bevowned said...

Ultimately Shouting "Cochran!"

At 10:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

unholy sexual conquistidors

At 10:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wouldn't at all suprise me if it turned out he raped a guy.

At 10:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...




At 10:53 PM, Anonymous drecho said...


At 10:54 PM, Anonymous cigarcigar said...


At 10:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unrepentant sinning clowns

At 11:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 11:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

unethical student condos

At 11:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

University of Sexual Criminals!

At 11:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sanchez has been placed on "interim suspension" while the case is pending, according to Michael Jackson, USC's vice president of student affairs

Hysterical how the president of student affairs name is michael jackson. I guess its the way of life in southern california to moleste boys and girls

At 7:45 AM, Anonymous Doctor Faustus said...

Useless Sacks of Crap
Usually Still Crying
Ugly Stupid Cowards
Unsavory Sadistic Criminals
Unethical $$$$$$ Cow
U Silly Children

At 7:48 AM, Anonymous bestoflucktoya said...

Which booster paid Sanchez's $200,000 bail?

He probably had to take a home equity loan out against the place where Reggie Bush's parents lived.

At 8:32 AM, Anonymous VThokie said...

Housing IS really expensive in Cali. 200K only gets you 1 bedroom/1/2 bathroom, no view, no yard and zero privacy!

They do provide 3 meals a day though so I guess thats kind of a perk.

At 8:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes we will have to find another quarterback almost as good as Matt Mauck.

At 8:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is sad that the only way lsu can stay in the limelight is by riding the coattails of a great tradition such as usc. Have fun getting beat by Georgia for the third year in a row.

At 10:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's REALLY sad that in Red Stick when one urinates and craps in the mud they call it "crop rotation."
LSU = Loser Scumbag University

At 11:31 AM, Blogger azball said...

"Great tradition such as USC"

Todd Marinovich
Frank Gifford
Darrell Russell
Winston Justice
R. Jay Soward
Mike Williams
Cole Ford
Paige Laurie
Eric Wright
Hershel Dennis

Hey - Trojans proved you could pull a threepete in just two years.

Three charges of sexual assualt that is.

At 12:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Winston justice solicits a prostitute from an undercover cop

*Hershel Dennis is charged with rape at a party where half the team is reportedly getting blunted and drinking

*Winston Justice (again) threatens a student with a gun that turns out ot be fake, but the guy held at gunpoint doesnt know that

*Eric Wright is accused of rape

*When the authorities search Wright's room they find 136 extacy pills

*Cooincidentaly the victim cant remember what happened that night, I wouldnt either if my "date" fed me extacy and vodka for dinner

*Manuel Wright hits his girlfriend, doesnt get suspended for it

*Rey Maualuga punches a student, gets arrested and yells "I own the police". Pete doesnt let him play in the first quarter of the Stanford game (being the disciplinarian he is)

*Of Course Reggie's house scandal, which now implicates the afformentioned Justice as well

* Finally Mark Sanchez, another supposed "good one" gets charged with sexual assault

At 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We just refer to them as the $UC Toejams.

Go Bruins!!

At 1:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

University of Snoop the Crip

At 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We just refer to the Bruins as either the University of Texas at Los Angeles or University of Classless Lower Achievers.

At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We just refer to the Bruins as either the University of Texas at Los Angeles"

And, the toejams are UFC. Yes, we all take pleasure when our rivals lose. lit up like a pinball machine when the Bruins lost the Championship game.

At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The difference, though, is that USC doesn't measure its own success by the failure of others.

At 4:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We could start a website a full year before Les Miles jumps ship to the NFL, calling it the fall of Red Stick, but it would make no sense to any one outside of Louisiana or a few other places in the dirty south where there is a Waffle House conveniently located within one mile of them. After all, what has lsu had to fall from?

At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LSU - 1 national championship in the past three decades.

USC - 1 national championship in the past 3 decades, and it may be stripped from USC!

At 6:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

university of scandal and controversy

At 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should be noted that Manuel Wright was nick sabans bitch and started crying when he was told that LSU has the national championship trophy and he was a fat piece of shit

At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unaccepted to top universities

At 6:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

At 11:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lowsy, Stupid and Ugly

At 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't you apologize or at least take this section down?

At 11:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

conventient how this post is so big even though sanchez has now been acquitted. This guy probably doesn't know what it means, but I'm sure someone will explain that to him. LOL

At 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lowlives Showing Uselessness

At 3:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a joke Steve. USC would have DESTROYED LSwho in 2003. You are very lucky that you didnt have to play them. Your arguments are lame and spasmatic at best.

At 6:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget little Chrissie. He's in on this too. In fact, they're the only two. They are such sad little men with bogus arguments and even more bogus lives.

At 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the hate-monger who runs this site is quiet, at least for now.

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