Sunday, April 30, 2006

Apartmentgate: Do you have 10 grand to spare?


In USC's scandal du jour, The L.A. Times reports that USC receiver Dwayne Jarrett received benefits from a USC booster (Matt Lienart's father) in the amount of $1300 each and every month for the past year. The money supposedly went to pay for a super-luxurious apartment in Los Angeles.

Unlike Reggie's parents, Matt's dad has the "checks and money orders to prove it." At least the NCAA won't have to waste its resources looking.

Needless to say, USC fans are already defending this situation, saying that it's ordinary for a parent to give his son's friends over $10,000. The LSUoverUSC Blog team is sympathetic to these excuses. After all, it is California, where security guards can afford to live in $800,000 houses.

"Dwayne, My dad says, 'Shake it like a piggy bank.'"

45 Comments:

At 6:51 AM, Anonymous ribbed_trojan said...

Give me a break. Another story that means nothing. What will you do when USC wins it all in 06?

 
At 8:45 AM, Anonymous bevo said...

Bumper Sticker:

"My Son Goes to USC, My Money Goes to Pay His Roommates Rent"

 
At 2:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm calling out the writer of this website to answer some questions. He is an obvious coward and I am sure he will delete this post just like every other one he has deleted that has made him cry. This is obviously your pathetic attempt to make a rival out of USC since you don't have one. Who is your rival anyway? Is it La. Lafayette or Tulane? You are not worthy of being our rival. Sorry, our rivals are Notre Dame and UCLA. No, you're not even on the same level as UCLA. At least they have Troy Aikman to their name. I'm sorry Alabama, Florida, or Tennessee will not claim you as a rival. How many national championships do you have? USC has plenty to their name. How many heisman trophy winners do you have? How many notable alumni do you have in the NFL? USC has Junior Seau, Ronnie Lott, Marcus Allen, Carson Palmer, Jason Sehorn, etc. I cannot honestly think of one for lsu. USC can claim the team of the 70's, tailback u, many Rose Bowl appearances and victories, etc. What tradition does lsu have? How many Sugar Bowl appearances do you have? It is very sad that you have to ride the coattails of USC's success and stand over every media outlet with a hard on praying for a great program to fuck up. You could be talking about what appears to be the start of a good LSU basketball program or LSU's success in football the past three years. But, instead you would rather show your anger by desperately attempting to show your teams fairly successful run by putting another's down that is miles out of your league. I'm calling you or any lsu fan out to respond to this post. Can you do it? You seem to be an intelligent person, but I understand the fact that there is no answer to many of the statements I have made on this post. Come on. Be a man. Don't delete my post. Stand up for lsu.

 
At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhhhh......we don't really claim this guy either. I hope he's a texas fan.

 
At 3:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no. you're worse. You're an lsu fan claiming to be a usc fan. You're not worthy.

 
At 5:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the idiot that wrote a long comment about LSU not being a good team must have forgotten the 40-3 win over Miami.

 
At 5:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reggie Bush said that he liked Louisiana much better than California and he proved it by giving me a blow job when he got here.
:) Thanks Reggie

 
At 6:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LSU has an undisputed championship from the past twenty years.

USC doesn't right now. Sorry to be the smynasty that it is $C.

 
At 6:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait did you say "right now", yea thought so now bitch some more

 
At 6:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and your really cool, you can make a money sign with yout S. Teach me to be like you.

 
At 6:13 PM, Blogger Usc Sucks Cock said...

damn Reggie gave me a blow job too, he must be really excited to be in Louisiana now.

 
At 8:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heres a great idea, get a life.

Heres a better idea, go to a real college instead of some redneck school in the bayou.

 
At 8:47 PM, Anonymous orangefever said...

Something that every fan in America can agree on. By the comments on their own message boards and the ones found here, USC fans' arrogance is 2nd to none.

 
At 10:47 PM, Anonymous Hpunksta said...

It's amazing how delusional sc fans are, atleast from what I've seen on their boards.

Also, they are so SO devoted to cupping carrol's balls that they have completely overlooked that he is the captain who steers their ship.

 
At 4:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

all jealousy

you hate that we own college football

your team is NOthing

PC could outcoach your coach in his sleep

how many heismans do you have

championships

 
At 9:03 AM, Anonymous bluenation said...

usuc says what

 
At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The idiot who called the guy an idiot who wrote the long post needs to brush up on his reading skills. He did not say lsu was not a good team. Read it again slowly if you have to.

 
At 5:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

usc is a bunch of cheaters and rapists.

 
At 8:18 PM, Anonymous orangefever said...

Sean Connery: I'll take the rapist for 200 Alex.

Trebeck: That's therapist Mr. Connery.....therapist.

 
At 4:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

can 1300 a month really buy a super luxurious apartment in la?

im in a crappy one thats 1350 :/

 
At 5:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the rent was $4000 a month, so yes.

dwayne was getting a kickback of 1350/month from usc booster

 
At 1:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oooo hitting us were it hurts, our apartment prices.

have fun spending $200 on a snickers bar in Cali faggot.

 
At 2:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

have fun running your meth lab and beating up your commonlaw wife the next time lsu loses to Tennessee.

 
At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dean of lsu has just announced: Students no longer have to meet the challenges of reading on an 8th grade level and performing complex long division problems such as 2000 divided by 4 to get into the flagship university of louisiana, lsu. The new requirement is the knowledge of learning how to spell "usc sucks." Although the grammatical skills required to form this cynical statement aren't taught until roughly the 10th grade in Louisiana school systems, the dean is believed to have instilled these challenging requirements to the products of bright louisiana public and private high school students because he believes in the importance of the only thing that gives his school, or the state of louisiana, any positive national recognition, college football. One Lousiana resident was quoted as saying in a meth induced stupor, "Good. I'm tard of that damn usc gittin' all the credit for damn near everythin.' Everytime I turn on that damn tv in my trailer, whether it's foxsports, espn, tnt, abc, hell everythin', it's that damn usc. I gotta go now. I gotta go brush my tooth and comb my mullet."

 
At 5:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol at stupid "southern" stereotypes. you're a fool if you believe that nonsense.

 
At 5:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, but stupid little Chrissy has proven it to be so, at least in his case.

 
At 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Dumbshit USC anonymous fan. Louisiana doesn't have common law marriage...just had a test on it in law school. Here's a list of common law marriage states.

Alabama
Colorado
Georgia
Idaho
Iowa
Kansas
Montana
New Hampshire
Ohio
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Texas
Utah

That's right......Load brain before shooting mouth.

 
At 7:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha....owned.

 
At 9:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, law school usually doesn't have a test on which states are common-law or not. It's not relevant as you would presumably know your own jurisdiction where you practice.

 
At 10:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, a domestic relations/family law class would in fact have such material on a test....especially when you have to know the difference between common/civil law marriages and the elements of each. But thanks for letting me know what was/wasn't on my test. I appreciate it.

 
At 11:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think people get "putative spouse" confused with "common-law" spouse at times. While there's too much nastiness on this site I wish you luck on your test. Been there and done that so I know it's a bitch!

 
At 1:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I appreciate the warm comments. Whoever said law school was fun had a sick perspective. Certainly has been the most stressful aspect of my life thus far.

 
At 2:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the other hand, once it's over you have to re-join reality! You'll also look back and say "why???" But it's rewarding. Good luck on the bar!

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S.-Arguments like this help hone your legal research and advocacy skills. Really!

 
At 5:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lsu has a law school? Does it rank up there with Tulane? lol

 
At 6:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon 5:12, no one said that I was in law school at LSU or even in the state of Louisiana. Assumptions, assumptions. Try a couple of states north. Anon, 2:13, I terrified of re-joining the ranks. I may intentionally fail so I can be a 3L for several years.

 
At 10:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two of our law clerks are going through it right now. I tell them to just treat themselves well during the bar study period. It's not a punishment although it sometimes feels like it. But one thing is sure: You'll have more credibility as a law student than as a lawyer! No one listens to the lawyers on this site (I guess I'm behind "enemy" lines) but more likely no one wants to listen to a lawyer anyway, even one's own clients. Just wait until you do a favor for a friend or family member--ouch!!! Thanks for the respite from all this silliness.

 
At 9:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Took a while to get away from the books to check this site. We're in the heart of exams. I appreciate it. Here's to our teams meeting on the field in the "big game".......oh, what an event that would be.

 
At 9:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best of luck to you. Please keep us posted!!!

 
At 9:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yes, the game would be great. But can you imagine the tailgate party....

 
At 3:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess you will have to convince your louisiana legislators to come up with a new term for "that ol' bitch I fuck and gets me a beer when I tell her to." Good luck.

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

usc fans are gay

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhh, lsu fans are inbred. Everyime I watch "The Waterboy", I think of lsu fans.

 
At 5:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey USC, if you really think we LSU fans are so beneath you, then why are you getting all upset over this blog?

You're just proving your ignorance by making the stereotypical Southern jokes. Have you ever even been to Louisiana? I'd bet anything most of you haven't. Also, judging by the poor grammar and spelling on this comment page, I wouldn't be ragging on us for our admittedly poor public school system. Last time I checked, L.A.'s wasn't so excellent either.

At least we play by the rules. BCS (not ESPN - sorry, Pete Carroll) said LSU and Oklahoma were the ones who should play in the '03 Sugar Bowl. And while I have great respect for OU's team, believe me when I say that all LSU fans would have loved to see our Tigers beat you instead in that game.

 
At 6:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please see your physician immediately. You really need help with your OCD. There are great meds for your problem. Good luck, Napoleon.

 

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